August Bingo
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allbingoOkay this didn't go as expected (i.e. all original fiction). I had signed up for the wipbigbang to finish a monstrous BtVS/AtS crossover fanfic novel, Hyperion's Son and that ate my brain. So all my bingos are scenes from that.
My card here
I went straight down the O column (the whole story will be up on the 7th. If you're interested PM me) Here's some snippets from those scenes.
strange visitor - “We’re not alone,” Connor said.
“You sure?” Faith drew a knife out of her coat pocket.
Angel nodded. “More than one here.”
“One’s her. I know that smell,” Connor said.
“How did they get in?” Willow asked.
“Something tells me that front lock ain’t hard to pick,” Connor replied.
law/ decree - “I believe that. I really do but that doesn’t change the fact my brain is a mess of memories, some real some not. I have no doubts me being a lawyer was Wolfram and Hart getting a little payback for the spell. I’d have been working for them, earning them a fortune probably. I suppose I could join you in the lawyer pool there but I’m not sure I want to.” Connor got to his feet, starting to pace.
made of wood - “How the hell did you miss, Leda? You had him dead-on,” one of the other girls said, pulling out of the shadows. She had a stake in one hand and a switchblade in the other.
The stake chilled him more. They knew he wasn’t a vampire and that a stake would be a painful way to kill him. They obviously didn’t care.
natural disaster "My point is, as opposed to being your actual child, the meteor shower caused by the Beast coupled with the tantric energy generated by you and Cordelia allowed the entry of this hell goddess. What you said about the blood sacrifice being necessary really has Wes and I think there were next to no relationship to you genetically in the least. You were merely a key to the portal to allow her in."
"Great, I break one dimension's walls and losing my virginity breaks another one." Connor let his head fall back, staring up at the ceiling.
guide - "It would help if I could think of anything other than having sex sounds like a good way to pass the end of the world," Faith shrugged. "Even if you were clueless about it. Am I wrong in thinking Queen C had to teach you a few things?"
"Me? Yeah, I had such a great sexual education from my really religious, killing vampires for God father from the 1700s living in a hell dimension where women didn't exist." Connor chuckled, sweeping a hand toward Angel. "And this one is not exactly a bastion of safe sex practices. Did condoms even exist back then?"
"Yes but they were literally intestines or eel skins that you tied on," Angel replied, studying his hands.
"Now that's an image that's going to haunt me," Connor said.
wipbigbang to finish a monstrous BtVS/AtS crossover fanfic novel, Hyperion's Son and that ate my brain. So all my bingos are scenes from that.My card here
I went straight down the O column (the whole story will be up on the 7th. If you're interested PM me) Here's some snippets from those scenes.
strange visitor - “We’re not alone,” Connor said.
“You sure?” Faith drew a knife out of her coat pocket.
Angel nodded. “More than one here.”
“One’s her. I know that smell,” Connor said.
“How did they get in?” Willow asked.
“Something tells me that front lock ain’t hard to pick,” Connor replied.
law/ decree - “I believe that. I really do but that doesn’t change the fact my brain is a mess of memories, some real some not. I have no doubts me being a lawyer was Wolfram and Hart getting a little payback for the spell. I’d have been working for them, earning them a fortune probably. I suppose I could join you in the lawyer pool there but I’m not sure I want to.” Connor got to his feet, starting to pace.
made of wood - “How the hell did you miss, Leda? You had him dead-on,” one of the other girls said, pulling out of the shadows. She had a stake in one hand and a switchblade in the other.
The stake chilled him more. They knew he wasn’t a vampire and that a stake would be a painful way to kill him. They obviously didn’t care.
natural disaster "My point is, as opposed to being your actual child, the meteor shower caused by the Beast coupled with the tantric energy generated by you and Cordelia allowed the entry of this hell goddess. What you said about the blood sacrifice being necessary really has Wes and I think there were next to no relationship to you genetically in the least. You were merely a key to the portal to allow her in."
"Great, I break one dimension's walls and losing my virginity breaks another one." Connor let his head fall back, staring up at the ceiling.
guide - "It would help if I could think of anything other than having sex sounds like a good way to pass the end of the world," Faith shrugged. "Even if you were clueless about it. Am I wrong in thinking Queen C had to teach you a few things?"
"Me? Yeah, I had such a great sexual education from my really religious, killing vampires for God father from the 1700s living in a hell dimension where women didn't exist." Connor chuckled, sweeping a hand toward Angel. "And this one is not exactly a bastion of safe sex practices. Did condoms even exist back then?"
"Yes but they were literally intestines or eel skins that you tied on," Angel replied, studying his hands.
"Now that's an image that's going to haunt me," Connor said.
