>> Bananas and sausage is definitely one of the tamer combos I could have picked to quote, now that I'm thinking about it! Most of the other pizzas they eat are Thing That Is Usually On Pizza + Thing That Most People Would Not Want On Pizza. Like mushrooms and jellybeans! <<

That makes sense.

>> I've definitely seem pictures of some sort of bananas or plantains on pizza before. Maybe with a curry sauce or something. ...now I'm getting hungry! <<

Yeah, I was thinking curry sauce.

https://www.food.com/recipe/caribbean-curry-sauce-3725