>>Gender Identity: Genderless brain trapped uncomfortably in physical form.<<

My sympathies. Bodies can be frustrating.

>>Asexual, pretty much aromantic. Romance is one of those things that I strongly enjoy, but vicariously through fictional characters, much like how sexual attraction is a thing that I can understand exists, just not as it applies to me.<<

Lots of things are more fun as fantasies than realities.

>> as if this pseudo-holiday isn't basically a giant commercial.<<

That's annoying.

*ponder* So now I'm imagining what it would look like if the holiday was actually about love. Free classes on communication and listening skills would make a great start.

Do you celebrate Half-Price Chocolate Day on February 15? It's a favorite of ours.

>> at the restaurant before we went in for my birthday dinner.<<

There is really no excuse for that timing.

... you deserve better, even if you choose that to be your own company.

>> partners being so terrible together, yet so enamored of each other, that they can't function apart <<

I ship Fox/Xanatos from Gargoyles. They're so evil, and yet, so adorable together.

>> Physically smaller characters being more dominant and in control than larger ones <<

So much this. \o/

My fans are very fond of my Picts. Diamonds and dynamite.

>> Platonic casual physical intimacy, deep emotional intimacy between friends.<<

Agreed! I have multiple pieces that fans read for vicarious touch.

>> Pour one out for Season of Kink, which is no longer active, but remains strong in my heart.<<

Folks could always revive that here. We've got a list of kink prompts over on the Bingo Card Generator. I think we've done at least one kinkfest in the past, plus of course it's an option for Valentines Fest.